You Might be a Woodcarver

Kenny_S · #11 08-07-2006, 01:59 PM

When a naked buxsom blonde comes up and standing in front of you and you look her straight in the eye and say, "Move out of the way Missy, you are blocking the light"

I know, I know but I couldn't resist it.

BobD · #12 08-07-2006, 02:20 PM

If you go missing, the police don't ask for your toothbrush...just one of your recent carvings...

Hi_Ho_Sliver · #13 08-07-2006, 02:29 PM

Yeh...what he said! and besides the only buxom beautius blonde you are apt to run into will be a Golden Retriever! LOL

ElWoodTroll · #14 08-08-2006, 06:51 AM

If your fingers stick together from band-aid residue.
If you stock your medicine cabinet with:
(1) mineral spirits (for removing residue).
(2) rubberbands (finger tourniquets)
(3) superglue (instant band-aid)
(4) duct tape (bandage)

oldbearx2 · #15 08-08-2006, 04:09 PM

You might be a woodcarver

You have more knives in your carivng room than in your kitchen.

You have a cart with suture material named after you at your local emergency room.

You get frequent flyer miles from the local hospital.

Ashbys · #16 08-08-2006, 05:27 PM

You might be a woodcarver if ,

If your neighbor has firewood delivered and waits for you to come over before he stacks it.

You go see your neighbor because your wife tells you he had firewood delivered today.

A bad storm comes through and 911 calls you with downed tree locations.

If everytime you see a free firewod sign your car breaks down.

If everytime you leave home your wife plans the route after checking the newspaper for free firewood locations.

You trade your new car in for a 20 year old pickup truck that has a sign we haul firewood .

decoycarve · #17 08-08-2006, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashbys

You might be a woodcarver if ,

If your neighbor has firewood delivered and waits for you to come over before he stacks it.

You go see your neighbor because your wife tells you he had firewood delivered today.

A bad storm comes through and 911 calls you with downed tree locations.

If everytime you see a free firewod sign your car breaks down.

If everytime you leave home your wife plans the route after checking the newspaper for free firewood locations.

You trade your new car in for a 20 year old pickup truck that has a sign we haul firewood .

You carve dragons and wood spirits in all the trees in your driveway and scare the bejeebers out of yourself coming home with a hangover.
Goody

whitecree · #18 08-09-2006, 11:01 AM