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Old 07-15-2006, 03:36 PM
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Hey Ashby ....

I come from a very long line of West B. G. Virginians. My sixth great Grandpappy came into the South Branch of the Potomac back when West Virginia wasn't even WV, it was VA. In fact, where he settled wasn't even really VA ... another long story for another day.

Anyway I'm the first generation that was born in outside of 'them thar hills"

So as one WV to another you realized don't you that West Virginia had to develope it's on special breed of cattle. Yes, sir, they did indeed. They worked hard to create cows whos legs on one side are about 6" longer than on the other side ........

(What, you didn't know that ...)

Yep, it's to keep the darn things from rollin' off the mountain side ....

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Old 07-15-2006, 03:38 PM
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Hey Ashby ...

Do you know how to tell who them rich folk are in a WV coal town ....?

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Old 07-15-2006, 03:46 PM
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Well ,
According to momma who is really my sister , soon to be my wife .. you know how hill peopel are ...

theys are them-uns who have shoes...the rest of us just paint our feets and lace our toes ..


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Old 07-15-2006, 03:51 PM
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Hey Ashby ....

Do you know how to tell if your WV neighbor just inherited her poor long suffering Mother's estate ..... ?

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OH MY GOD !


Susan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had no Ide CHARLIE was a woman ! !!!!!!!!!

DAng ! Charlie a woman and he's had that sheep farm all these years !!!!!!!!


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Thanks Susan !

Your know Charlie has been running a dating service for all the boys in the hollar for the last 10 years .. just wait till I tell them .... boy are those sheep going to be jealous !!!!!

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ROTF - LOL Well, boy, ya should a looked under all that there hair. With thiese dang kids that way they are today it's sometimes hard to figure ...

Oh ... Your neighbor ... she now has two, count them! Two refrigerators on the front porch of her trailor ...

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Old 07-15-2006, 04:13 PM
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DAMN IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!


where did she move the STILL to !!!!!!!!!!!


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Heh heh heh!

OK ... Got one more before I run out of WV jokes ...

.... Hey Ashby!

Surely you know how to tell where the man that owns the bank lives in a ol' WV coal town ?

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What's a bank ?
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