[tnartist05]

The utter day my wife called me from her work, :Honey: would you mind wrapping a few of the presents. Id told her,why sure sugar babe,"No Problem"

Well I got the paper out and tape and everything Id thought Id needed to get r-done with. There was a large box, a gift for my son,Big Trees he was named after me. I rolled that paper off and it keep on rolling off the dang table,paper was every-wear,so I just kinda bunched it all up and taped it the best I could.

Ohh man,this was alot of work! Once my wife got home that night from work,she asked me,did you wrap the presents. I sur did,well least one before's I ran out of paper and I cked in both bath rooms but they was out too??

The Bathroom!!!! She said, where is the one you did finish!! Over herr,she cryed oh my God! You used toilet paper. And whats with the gray duct tape and one of my best glass bowls.Plus why did you use all the toliet paper we had

Why sugar babe, I thought that new Christmas paper would be too slick for the kids,I remember how slick the Sears catalog paper was too me when I was a boy.sitting out in the cold weather in tha outhouse and then there was that dang cold slick paper.

Plus the dog got alot of the 1st four rolls of the paper and I had to chase him down course bys then,he had chewed alot of it up. So I had to use alot of tape and you told me on the phone,make sure you use a nice bowl on top of the present.

I like Christmas but wrapping them ther presents really isnt my thing plus that there present almost killed me,with the dog bit'n me twice.

Forrest

[Thor]

Where do you come up with this stuff?
That was great.
Thor

[Just Carving]

EXTREME ROTFLMAO!!! OW!! OW!! OW!!! (Forrest yer killin' me!!!)

Bob L

[tnartist05]

Well Thor, thoughts Id share this that it might helps utter husbands should there wifes want thems to wraps a few of them ther presents,all I can say boysss is make sure you have ones of them ther's jumbo package of toliet papers! Heck,I just got out of the closet and got all this gosh dang tape off me,my wive wrapped me up and Ive beens in that ther's closet for 3 days now. I wanted to worn,the fellows,thats all Thor. LOL

[tnartist05]

Bob L , I just wanted to share this should any of you guys are asked to wrapp some of them ther presents, I 1/st turned on the radio to some of that rapp music when my wife said wrap some,I thought she wanted me to dance to that loud music. Glad I didnt have to listen to it,but just the dog hollaring while he was kinda chocking on some of that toilet paper. Thanks again my friend, mr.fix'r it-up ,Forrest

[Just Carving]

Forrest,

Please don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not sure what kind of Christmas Spirit yer imbibin' on down there, but I WANT SOME!!!! SEND IT NOW!!!! LOL

Bob L

[Eddy Smiles]

Forrest... It sure sounds like your celebratin' early with some good old Tennessee shine! Great story! Duck tape and toilet paper, I'll have to remember that!

[tnartist05]

Yea Eddy,heck you can wrap anything in anything! LOL Not celebratin just yet but will be tomorrow Sat when we roll into Memphis. Have a great Christmas Eddy,ck with you later next wk. Forrest

[tnartist05]

Bob L , I cant really send you anything,its just a mind thing!! We attend a party every year for News Years Eve and stay at the hotel thats haven the party and thats the only time once a year I have some liq spirits! LOL Course later that night,heck Im dancing on tables!! LOL

Hope you & your family have a great Christmas Bob L. Thanks for your relpies to this crazyyyyyy post here! Forrest

[Dan Wegiel]

Forrest, another great story. Keep em coming, we all enjoy them. I'm still under the weather, but your stories always cheer me up. Thanks



Dan