[Lynn O. Doughty]

Good clean jokes are hard to find but here's one I came across this morning......

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead ..

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -
What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't get worms!"

[achaundy]

Sounds like Maxine was a blond lol Skip

[Irish]

ROTF!!!!!!!

Susan

[DADDIO]

lol thata a good one lynn,

my parents preacher told one the other day.
said a man had forgotten his wifes birthday,and was feeling very bad
so he wanted to know was there ANYTHING he could do to make it
up to her,she thought a minute and said when i get home tommorrow
i expect something to be sitting in the carport,new and that will go from 0 to 80 in about 3 seconds!! so the nest day when she got home he took her in the carport and there sat a brand new bathroom scale!!!!

[Kenny_S]

Mike, Bet he didn't live long after that!!!!!

Ah, I am wormy enough.