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Don by the lake · #61 10-13-2006, 10:38 PM

Ok,Ok
So Guys, how many times have we sat down do do some serious thinking, the light blub is working and the toliet seat is down and there is only TWO sheets of paper left on the roll. TWO SHEETS! You can't tell me this hasn't happened to you!

santagibbs · #62 10-14-2006, 12:09 AM

Let's see.... this thread started on Oct. 4 and I missed all these laughs? !!!!!!! I was even up wandering around at four thirty this morning for lack of sleep and this surely would have taken thoughts off of my mind... lol.. instead of trying to carve with my eyes crossed... How many of you guys have ever stumbled into the bathroom in the wee hours of the morning just a wink above being awake and fell down the drain???? Now that is an awaking experience?

santagibbs · #63 10-14-2006, 12:12 AM

Oh, and I see I need to send my monkey joke around again....

Charlotte

MelNM · #64 10-14-2006, 02:21 AM

Being in the same class of lid lifters, I have also experienced having to sit when someone left the lid up

(I'll never say who) its quite a awakening during the night, so ladies you have my sympathies, but alas I do forget to put the lid down sometimes.
Mel

santagibbs · #65 10-14-2006, 02:45 AM

I know, we can't expect you guy's to remember everything! Charlotte

menehune · #66 10-15-2006, 04:41 AM

Being completely egalitarian, I always put the lid down over the seat so everybody has to suffer!

decoycarve · #67 10-15-2006, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Don by the lake

Ok,Ok
So Guys, how many times have we sat down do do some serious thinking, the light blub is working and the toliet seat is down and there is only TWO sheets of paper left on the roll. TWO SHEETS! You can't tell me this hasn't happened to you!

No problem, fold one of the sheets in half then in half again so you are back to a square tear a small corner off at the corner where they all intersect. Unfold and you have a hole in the middle of the sheet. Slip a finger of chioce thru the hole. Use the paper to clean your finger when your done. Two sheets, heck ya got a spare.

Goody

carver6 · #68 10-15-2006, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by decoycarve

No problem, fold one of the sheets in half then in half again so you are back to a square tear a small corner off at the corner where they all intersect. Unfold and you have a hole in the middle of the sheet. Slip a finger of chioce thru the hole. Use the paper to clean your finger when your done. Two sheets, heck ya got a spare.

Goody

Goody,
That works every time. Very economical. Just don't forget to save the little piece you tear out of the center to clean under your fingernail.

Garon

Kenny_S · #69 10-15-2006, 05:27 PM

ah no hard core Marines here eh, Don't need no stinking paper.

Just Carving · #70 10-15-2006, 08:45 PM

Idaknow George--without da paper, somethun sher will be a stinkin'!