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Irish · #41 10-05-2006, 02:56 PM

I checked that spelling - thespians - at dictionary.com!!!!! So, yes I do mean actors and no it's not my fault if it's spelled wrong.

Susan

(Going to go find a rock to hide under for a while.)

BobD · #42 10-05-2006, 03:15 PM

I wasn't talking about your spelling...I can't spell either! I was making sure you weren't lumping we techies in with the actors...we do everything in our power to idiot proof things for Actors and they still screw it up <grin>

Bob

Hi_Ho_Sliver · #43 10-05-2006, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Irish

Well now! Returning the conversation to light BULBS instead of light BLUBS...

How many women with MENOPAUSE or PMS, does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!!

And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!

But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?

Susan
(My sister-in-law forwarded this one to me ... so, it's all her fault.)

And your point is??