[JIM QUILICI]

Worm Overload Recreational Killer
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any
means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote
known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling
your life.
Just old Jim

[Tom H]

Good one Jim! I am so dense that I believed it until the phrase "personal life" appeared. You can tell I've been having trouble with my computer when I buy into this....Work, no sweat...try not to do it. But may have to rethink it, as I have convinced wife that carving is work.....Tom H

[Kenny_S]

W O R K, Is a bad four letter word!

[Eddy Smiles]

R E T I R E D, is a much better word! It's even easier to spell!

[whitecree]

Re-tired = tired, then got tired again?