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Old 10-31-2006, 10:09 PM
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Well, I started with tears in my eyes, called in my wife and read it to her, I finished with tears in my eyes with Irish and Colins answer, now I have to call in my wife and explain again, somebodys gonna be Maaaaad. Just kiddin Ash, I took it as a good joke, I'm so glad it wasn't true, I appreciate the laughs. Earl
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Old 10-31-2006, 10:20 PM
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One more at this point in time would be like piling on in a football game, so I'll just emulate the ancient Chinese and say I hope you have an interesting life.



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Its going to be interesting alright.
You know that look that a wife can give that can send fear into any husband. You know the one I mean. There is nothing you can say or do to make peace. Anna was looking at the phone like that when Gary called to tell me it was Joke. Ran chills thru me to see that look.
Man your in trouble bigtime! I think Sue is looking at her monitor with that look also!

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Ash, I think your ash is grash!
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Old 10-31-2006, 11:31 PM
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No one will ever believe anything you have to say (type) any longer!

You did have us going - at least for a few posts anyway.
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Old 10-31-2006, 11:52 PM
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ok do we put Ashbys on the ignore list now or later ??

you dirty dog.....
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Old 11-01-2006, 12:56 AM
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Now you just be extra careful around those horses now. They read this forum too when your not around and they don't have a sense of humor like we do.
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Old 11-01-2006, 04:42 AM
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Oddly, in the center of this Halloween prank there is a very true and real moral ...

The friendships we build here on the board are very real. If you are reading this you may realize by our reaction to Garry's Trick that you are not just a name and avatar image. You are real, we have come to know you and we have true and real feeling of companionship, friendship and love for you.

Many of us will never meet in person, never sit down over a cup of coffee at the same table and never shake hands ... but we all look forward to getting together, enjoying the chat and deepening our friendships.

And those friendships touch our hearts.

Susan

(May your ingrown toe nails curl under, may your belly button pop, may your shoes always be two sizes too small and your underwear three size too large with the elastic all streched out ... may your NEVER AGAIN scare the be-whos-sits out of a bunch of woodcarving gypsies!)
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Old 11-01-2006, 05:05 AM
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I am trying to post but it a bit difficult with all the extream hair growth , the toenails curling the nose hair braids the top hair falling all over the computer , the ingrown bottom hair making it difficult to sit , my mother the goat baying at me , ect ect ....

To all of you,
I can only say , I rarely do jokes, and yes I do know I am to be smack at least by 5 different people ... long vacation time comming up .

But you know Susan your very right. Each of us gives something of ourselves here to one another. And we do care for each other even if we have never met. If I hurt you I am sorry , there was no malace intended.

And look at the bright side at least I wasn't turning over your outhouses , egging you car, TPing your houses , Soaping your windows, or the 1001 things that use to be part of Holloween. I hope you all had a great Holloween.

Garry

PS ....maybe I should change my name to Rick ... Hi-HO or ......
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Smart ***! We'll forgive ya, only because yer such a good carver! But get ready for a smack up the side of the head when ya least expect it, we were worried about ya!!! Now that I'm old, (he he he) I can't handle all that stress!!!!

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I caught up with this one too late. I didn't get to tell you the really good carvers are ambidextrous. What a hoot! Mike
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