A twist of fate or a Halloween Trick--it's a joke!

Irish · #11 10-31-2006, 06:12 PM

May your mother always walk in your shadow, may your father-in-law need your home to stay in when he becomes infirmed, may your ear lobes swell and your nose shrivel, may you lose all your taste buds except for the bitters, may your toe hair grow so long that you trip and fall ....

AHHHH SHOOOOT!

Susan

Hugh · #12 10-31-2006, 06:54 PM

Hope you swallow a piece of wire, and a trolley car grows in your stomach. Had me good that time.

Tom H · #13 10-31-2006, 07:17 PM

Well! they say 50% of the stuff on the internet is pure BS and you should not believe a word of it. Maybe that sould be 60%.....Tom H

decoycarve · #14 10-31-2006, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thor

OK, I say we all go over the Ashby's and TP his house...someone bring some eggs, soap, cherry bombs, doggie do in a flaming bag...the works.
I was so falling for it, except for the part about never carving again. No one that good gives up that easy....
Thor

Oooh we are going to have to do a lot more than that!!!
Goody

wade clark · #15 10-31-2006, 08:05 PM

Ash,

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I had a good reply but my wife made me delete it!

for your quick recovery! Bob, can you delete this thread before Garry gets injured?

On second thought, take your time!
You sure had me going! Glad you're OK, other than in the head. Believe me, we were ALL mourning your loss!
Wade

Irish · #16 10-31-2006, 08:13 PM

May The Drool Roll From The Corners Of Your Mouth, May Your Eyes Cloud And Tear, May The Snot Forever Be Clogged, May Your Children Hide Their Faces In Shame, May Your Mother Slap You Silly Right After Thor And I Get Done With You ....

AND MAY YOUR BATH TUB BE FULL OF TOADS AND TOADETTES TONIGHT ....

Colin_Partridge · #17 10-31-2006, 08:30 PM

Why you son of a $%^&# I was going to sign out and send you a private email. I had this sickening feeling in the pit of my stomach thinking you would never carve again. That was not nice Gary having just met you and spending a bunch of time with you, I was about to give you the pep talk on how not to think the worse and everything. But now! May the hairs on your butt grow six inches long and become tangled. Your tools become rusted that even Rick cannot fix them.May all your chainsaws run in reverse with the teeth running the wrong way. Last but not least I hope that Anna never helps you paint a carving again. Goody makes sure the last one happens.
Colin

Just Carving · #18 10-31-2006, 08:33 PM

Tis not nice to play tricks on "Santa"--not smart either.

But to fib to ya fella carvers---OOOOOOHHHHHH---I tink I hear the Wood Spr'ts a comin' to git ya Garry--they're gonna tie ya up an' take ya tools an' drag dem up an' down the street an' aroun' the yard and leave 'em for ya horses to stomp on. An' den, de worse---ye gads man--Ha ha--Ha ha----Dave 'ol Hi-Ho Sliver hemself is gonna grace ya wit 'is presence!!!! An' he's gonna take all ye carvins'! An den, afore he takes his leave, ya gonna be forced to look 'im in de eye! HA HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Ron Davidson · #19 10-31-2006, 08:52 PM

Ash what can I say! I thought you gave up carving too easy or to say there is something rotten in Denmark! By the way those hairs Colin mentioned I hope they become ingrown and have to be dug out with a rusty dull knife. But I am glad you are OK.
Ron

Claude · #20 10-31-2006, 09:27 PM

One more at this point in time would be like piling on in a football game, so I'll just emulate the ancient Chinese and say I hope you have an interesting life.

Claude