[Kenny_S]

Well sort of true.
Ok, made up but with some of my relatives, could very well be a true account of their actions.

My uncle on my fathers side was well known for being a ,,,,,,, well, less than desirable character.
He worked hard trying to keep from working. Most said that if he would just funnel that towards something constructive he would have been a millionaire.

Well on day, he and a buddy of his got to thinking that they could make money. Literally make it and get rid of it.
So, they did, But they did not want to pass it out around their home town. So with what few bucks they had, they piled in to his old jalopy and they drove to a southern state and stopped at the first Gas station they found and went in and ask the man behind the counter if he had change for a 18 dollar bill. Well, the old southern boy said , well hell yes I can! How woulds ya like it in, 3 ,6 dollars bills or 2 ,9 dollar bills.

Well folks, that be the story fir shur. Y'll can either barf or laugh, whichever fits your fancy, fer sur!

[Thomp]

Well its getting deep guess i better get my boots on before i get it on me.

[Kenny_S]

YA might ought ta get some of themthere hip waders fir shur. It has always been deep. the problem isn't how deep, but how thick!!

[DICK "chipncut" CAIN]

Its a good thing you live in the center of the USA. There's a lot of room to pile it before it pollutes the oceans.
Dick

[Kenny_S]

Nah Dick, both oceans have been polluted for decades.A shame also.