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Old 01-13-2012, 07:36 AM
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Default Survival tips- from the movies
I like the horror films, new, old, black and white, cg- any of em. Thought of a couple important survival tips I've picked up:

-Don't poke the goo in the middle of the meteor
-Dont thaw anything that's been frozen for hundreds of years

I'm sure there are others....
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Old 01-13-2012, 08:01 AM
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Don't stay at a motel with no other guests.
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Don't go into the woods when you hear the scary music
Don't hide in the porta john when escaping from a T-Rex
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Old 01-13-2012, 08:46 AM
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The crewman in the red shirt always dies.
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Old 01-13-2012, 10:10 AM
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Don't go down to the basement of a creepy, old, rundown house with a flashlight that does'nt work very well when there is a thunderstorm.
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Always shoot a Zombie in the head !

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Don't mess with the Trifids. Killer tomato plants will get you everytime!
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Don't walk up and kick "it" to be sure it's dead.
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Never open an unsuspecting closet door in low light with a quick nonchalant naive attitude as if nothing's going to happen.....FFFRRRRTHHH! BOP!.... AX!!! to the head!!!... is what happens....
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Consider selling your house on Elm Street....

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