[tnartist05]

Dan Wegiel This is for you seeing my crazy stories make you feel alittle better.

A Senior moment,is when you take a shower and when you step out of the shower,your wife reminds you to take the wash rag out of your ear!

When you order coffee where you get a senior discount but when they bring you the coffee,theres no sugar with it. You ask could I please have some sugar,they bring that,course you use cream also,you ask again could I please have some cream?? They bring the cream to you and you are finally ready to enjoy your now :COLD: coffee........this is a Senior Moment!

When you take your meds but your wife ask you later,honey have you seen my meds?? This is a Senior Moment!

When you walk way out there to get the paper and you bearly made it there and the paper boy left you another paper but it was yesterdays. This is a Senior Moment!

When you are driving along and people keep beeping their honks at you?? But you didnt have your radio on,it was your hearing aid turned all the way up. Thats a Senior Moment!

Forgetting things? Like bushing your teeth but your wife reminds you,honey thoses are my teeth! Another Senior Moment!

When getting in bed at nights,you keep feeling toes in your face? OHhhh Yea,you got in at the bottem of the bed again. another Senior Moment!

When your wife calls you to come to eat,and you reply,yea Im tried and ready to go to sleep. a Serior Moment!

Dan you said in my wrapping presents posting,my jokes or stories help you to feel alittle better and you enjoyed them,I hope theses funny Sr. Moments made you smile! I could write them all day but heading to Memphis and I have alot to get done before we leave. Like me driving off which Ive done before and get 100 miles down the road and Id left my wife in the drive way. A big Senior Moment!! on my part

P.S I didnt mean to hurt anyones feeling about this,but theses are the things that have happen to me!! LOL Forrest

[Kenny_S]

The older I get, The more I can relate to those Forrest.

[tnartist05]

HEYyyyyyyyy ME too,Kenny! How do you think I thought these up,heck theses are just a few things that happens to me,every day! LOL

Thanks,Forrest

[Dan Wegiel]

Thanks Forrest, once again you've brightened my day. Just woke from a nap and it wasn't a senior moment nap, it was due to the meds they have me on. Not doing well with them and they're going to try a new one but it requires a hospital stay for monitoring and I don't want to miss Christmas and all my family and grandbabies. I'm going in on the 27th for 2-3 days and hopefully this will get me back on the right track. God Bless and have a great Christmas season. Dan

[tnartist05]

Awwwwwww you are more than welcome Dan. I know what you mean about alot of meds, I take alot plus oxygen. I will be back home before the 27th,I will be ckn on you! You hang in there Dan,thats me like a tree branch,just a hanging! Forrest

[windsong]

Dan
WE will but you in our prayers that the Lord will give you extra strength during the Holidays.

windsong

[Eddy Smiles]

Have a Merry Christmas Forrest! Drive safe!

[tnartist05]

Thanks Eddy,we had a wonderfull Christmas with my children & grandbabies but us driving back from Memphis,was something! Leaving the motel that morning,I woke with a stomach virus,spent alot of time at rest stops while driving back home! LOL

Thk's again,Eddy Forrest

[Tom H]

Forrest, I think my doctor refered to them as "kid cooties". Damn near every time I visit the grand kids or they visit me, I get a real bad cold or some stomach thing, from them. I guess my resistance isn't up to snuff. Big suprise! nothing else is either......Tom H

[Eddy Smiles]

Forest... We have a standing policy with our kids. If any of their "germ factories" are down with something they know that they'd better call Mom and dad and let them know. With my wife on the med's that she takes the last thing that she needs is to be around a sick "house ape!" Same goes for myself.