a riddle for all you wood experts

Richard_FL · #1 03-28-2006, 01:24 PM

What do you call wood that is neither straight nor crooked?

Irish · #2 03-28-2006, 02:14 PM

I'll be very foolish here and take the bait ..... Sawdust.

Susan

carver6 · #3 03-28-2006, 02:22 PM

OOOOOOH NOOOOO!!! Now BobD is gonna have to start a joke thread!!!!

Richard_FL · #4 03-28-2006, 02:39 PM

HA HA HA no it not sawdust you could not be futher from the answer! It's really really really (I do mean Really) small pieces of wood. The correct answer would be wooddust

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HE HE guess I'll have to come up with a harder one next time.

lorax · #5 03-28-2006, 09:12 PM

I thought the answer was "Natalie Wood"

Claude · #6 03-28-2006, 09:32 PM

Plywood...or maybe Masonite...?

Claude

rick-in-seattle · #7 03-29-2006, 06:05 AM

I noticed sawdust under my table saw and found it was coming from the belt rubbing on a bracket.

whitecree · #8 03-29-2006, 10:07 AM

Not crooked, so it isn't politicowood, and not straight leaves out levelwood.

So what's left?

Nancy-ID · #9 03-29-2006, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard_FL

What do you call wood that is neither straight nor crooked?

Wood. (gez, it said my message is too short. Please make it at least 10 characters) OK.