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Old 10-20-2005, 09:17 AM
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It's early, and I am working at my desk, and my new office assistant wants some attention and a cinnamon roll.
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Thor,
I'll bet she does a good breakfast egg!
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Old 10-20-2005, 09:32 AM
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Actually, eggs aren't in his contract, he doesn't make coffee, and it wouldn't be so bad if he would just stop crowing at me.
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Old 10-20-2005, 09:40 AM
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Thor,
Please pass my apologies along to your assistant! Sometimes it's hard to tell, but I sure thought "hen"...don't remember hens ever having spurs though! Gender schmender, {"can't we all just get along?" Rodney King}...never thought I'd quote him, but it is a good quote!
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Old 10-20-2005, 09:45 AM
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Looks like a decendant of our old "Banty" rooster, Lucifer. He was with us for several years when I was a kid, and used to chase the velociraptors (and neighbor lady) out of the yard! Those spurs ARE formidable!

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Talk about being couped up.
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EGGSactly!!

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Fry the sucker!!!!!!
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