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Old 05-23-2008, 09:47 AM
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There was a burglar that just broke into a house and while standing there in the dark heard a voice say Jesus is watching you. He made his way through to another room and heard the voice say Jesus is watching you. Finally he made his way into a room that had a parrot in a cage the parrot said Jesus is watching you. The burglar was facinated by this and went up to the cage and said what a smart bird you are what is your name he said my name is Moses. The burglar said what a funny name for a parrot. The parrot said no not as funny as a rotwieller named Jesus.

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Old 05-27-2008, 07:05 PM
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that is really cute! thank you!
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