[Colin_Partridge]

Hi Gang,
I dont usually send these on but I got such a chuckle out of this in fact it almost reduced me to tear so you can see I really have a sick outlook on life any way thought I would share it with you.
Colin

An extremely modest man was in the hospital
for a series of tests, the last of which had left his gastro-intestinal
tract extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the
restroom, he decided the latest episode was another
false alarm and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed
with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out
the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the
sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,
and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
staring down at the sheets, a hospital security
guard (barely containing his laughter) who had
watched the whole incident walked up and asked,

"What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied:
"I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."

[Hisart]

LOL


Ow, my sides hurt!!!!
That's funny!

[MelNM]

Good one

[Ron Davidson]

Good one Colin!!

[squbrigg]

ROTFLMAO.............LOL, Colin you break me up!!! I needed that laugh! Thanks.

Bob

[justanick]

Hahahahahahahahhaaa. GOOD ONE!!!!