[Ashbys]

BLIND MAN IN AN ALL-GIRL BIKER BAR

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the server, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you're blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blond girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blond woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,and mutters,


'No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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[Ron Davidson]

Good one Ash. I can relate to that!
Ron

[achaundy]

Good one Ash its good to hear a good joke once and awhile. I wouldn't mind hearing more of it on here, as long as they are good clean jokes. Skip

[decoycarve]

Ash,
You didn't borrow Lou and buy a pair dark glasses did ya???
Goody