[Lynn O. Doughty]

An angry husband who threw old clothes into the garden and set fire to them because he couldn't find any clean underpants accidentally burnt his home down.
Ivo Jerbic, 55, from Prikraj, near Zagreb, told police he had lost his temper after failing to find any clean underpants in a closet full of old clothes.
He had thrown them all in the garden and set fire to them.
He told police: "My wife never throws anything out, I just lost my temper."
But the fire spread to the house which burned to the ground.

[Ashbys]

Lynn ,
That goes right up there with the guy that was going to rob an ATM .

He tied a chain to the ATM and hooked it on his truck Bumper , then tried to pull the Atm .

Well the chain held , the ATM did not move , but it tore the bumper off is truck. He idiot took off and left the chain with his bumber still atached .
Along with his license . They did a plate trace and yep , it was his truck as it sat in his driveway with the bummer missing.

And to top all of this off, the viedo cams taped him doing it .

[Hi_Ho_Sliver]

Almost as bad as the idiot in the middle of a robbery, pulled the trigger and the gun didn't go off, so he looked down the barrel and pulled the trigger again............humm guess he fixed the problem!

[Nancy-ID]

Well I say serves him right. Would it kill him to do laundry once in a while???

[AlArchie]

Nancy,WHAT???

Al

[Kenny_S]

I was going to respond but after that little exchange, I am not!!!
Vimin, without them, Man would still be in the Garden of Eden!

[Nancy-ID]

[Bob_in_TN]

How about the guy that ran into a shop, pulled his gun out, and told them "they were being robbed". They pull a gun and shot and killed him.

The shop was a GUN SHOP!

Suppose to be true, can't confirm.

Bob

[Thomp]

local dope head robber hands the teller a note, written on a light bill envelope, i have a gun give me all your money, the teller obliges,
later the responding and investigating officers went to the address on the front side of the envelope the robber answered the door,

story announced by local news as too high to pay attention...

bycycle robber rides up to drive through window, shoves what lookd like a bomb in the tray right in front of the teller and says give me your money,
unknowingly to the robber the teller puts in several die packs in the plastic bag, the cyclist pedals away, not far out of the driveway the ink packs go off, shredding the walmart typr bag the robber has in one hand with powder blue color,
which momentairily blinds the robber,

the robber regains composure about the time the sirines become hearable and cops show up, the blue painted robber cant find anywhere to hide behind a piccidilly restraunt other than up a 6 inch sapeling tree, about 10 feet above he ground (guess he got up there and closed his eyes to hide) becuse the tree tops were 8 feet too short to reach nearby rooftops...

the arriving officers follow the trail of ink and loose money, to the powder blue bike leaning against the tree, and one of the officers look up above his head and says ok smerf put up your hands,
with no limbs to sit on and hands in the air this crook plops to the ground, loosing his breath..
the bomb at the bank was 3 road flairs stilll in original packaging, the crook stold from the nearby auto parts store...

we got some real original charters here...

[Bob_in_TN]

I've often said,"The criminal is not the sharpest knife in the drawer".

I would think that some of our retired law enforcement on here could probably write books about this subject.