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11-14-2005, 07:30 AM
|  | WCI Author | | Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 2,038
| | Ah, Grasshopper! Reading this weekend brought me around to a few old wits and wisdoms that really make me think and make me grin ... Anyone else out there collect Wits and Wisdoms?
Ah, Grasshopper! The question is often harder to ask than the answer is to give!
Ah, Grasshopper! One man's answer creates another man's question.
Ah, Grasshopper! The wise man knows he can not hope to enlighten a room by snuffing out the candle!
Susan
(PS ... Yellow snow doesn't count!) | 
11-14-2005, 07:44 AM
|  | Moderator | | Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Arizona
Posts: 9,403
| | Re: Ah, Grasshopper! Ah....the oxen is slow but the earth is patience! | 
11-14-2005, 08:18 AM
| | Senior Member | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: TN and FL
Posts: 1,695
| | Re: Ah, Grasshopper! From a plaque on Grandma Daisy's wall:
"Be careful of the words you say,
Keep them soft and sweet.
You never know from day to day
Which ones you'll have to eat."
I try to live by it, it really does make a difference!
Wade | 
11-14-2005, 02:37 PM
|  | Member | | Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Flagstaff, AZ.
Posts: 418
| | Re: Ah, Grasshopper! Good one Wade, wish I'd heard it long ago. I've had to eat plates full. Maybe my bit of wisdom would be............
"Young man with schmarty pants will grow uncomfortable in same pants after years of eating crow". Or something like that, all I know is my pants don't fit like when I was young and I need some excuse.
Have fun.
Jim
Last edited by Canopener : 11-14-2005 at 02:39 PM.
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11-14-2005, 05:30 PM
|  | Senior Member | | Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: SEKansas, Born and raised a Jayhawker
Posts: 6,437
| | Re: Ah, Grasshopper! Those who don't say anything at first , will be the ones who complains the loudest later!
OR
Don't let your magpie mouth overload your Humming bird brain! I have seen some where you could put Flea brain in place of Humming bird Brain!
Good topic Susan | 
11-14-2005, 05:56 PM
|  | WCI Author | | Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 2,038
| | Re: Ah, Grasshopper! Kenny!
You Wit and Wisdom reminded me of my Mom's favorite. She always said it in Spanish, the only spanish phrase she knew.
"In a closed mouth no flies enter."
Haven't thought of that one in years.
Susan | 
11-14-2005, 06:36 PM
|  | Moderator | | Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Miramichi, NB, Canada
Posts: 4,747
| | Re: Ah, Grasshopper! "A person who speaks little, is called a fool,
A person who speaks much, merely confirms it!"
Or how about....
"You have two ears and one mouth, for good reason!
You're suppose to listen twice as much as you speak".
Bob | 
11-14-2005, 08:55 PM
|  | senior WCI reader | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Manteca, California
Posts: 865
| | Re: Ah, Grasshopper! every one who passes though front door brings a smile to face,
some by comming and some by going.
Just old Jim
Last edited by JIM QUILICI : 11-16-2005 at 10:32 AM.
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11-15-2005, 10:19 AM
|  | Moderator | | Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Thornton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 2,763
| | Re: Ah, Grasshopper! "The wise old owl who lived in the oak
The more he heard the less he spoke
The less he spoke the more he heard
We should all try to be like that wise old bird." | 
11-18-2005, 11:28 AM
|  | senior WCI reader | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Manteca, California
Posts: 865
| | Re: Ah, Grasshopper! Ah Grasshopper,If you are going to try cross-country sking, start with small country first. | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode |
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