[Lynn O. Doughty]

NUMBER 5: 'They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.'

NUMBER 4 : 'This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you had me attend.'

NUMBER 3 : 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!'

NUMBER 2: 'Did you ever notice sounds coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?'

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: (Raising your head slowly) 'In Jesus name, Amen'

[Just Carving]

Or you can do what I do, just keep on sleeping!

(Do you really think they wanna put up with me after they wake me up?!?! As they say, let sleeping dogs lie!)