The 5 Min. Carving Class

[Canopener]

Oh Rick;
You are such a cut up!
This story reminds me of a wreck I got stuck behind not long ago. A truck carrying wigs and toupees got clipped and rolled over. It was really pretty hairy. It took a long time to get going because they had to comb through all of the evidence. Then the state had to oil everything down because of the cowlicks from a nearby farm.
BTW; have you seen that new movie "Constipation"?
Oh well; maybe it has not come out yet near you.
Jim
P.S. I apoligize for the above, sometimes I am so juvenile.

[Dusty Buffalo]

It's nice to know I'm not the only crazy one.

There seems to be a rather large contingent here on this board.

[Kenny_S]

Kelly,
I resemble that statement.
Crazy one and Large!
Jim, That is a good one, I have to remember that one to tell our Auzzie and Canadians friends this next week.

[Kenny_S]

I was giving a Knifw safety class to a bunch of S.O.S.S.O.S kids ages 5 years old to 16 and their adult parents.
Everything was going fine and everyone had handled and pass a very sharp knife back and forth to each other ensuring that the other person had the knife firmly in the grasp and said "Thank You" before the person handin the knife let go of it.

A few more safety tips and then on to sharpening. Every thing went well as I was explaining how important it was to be paying atention to what you are doing while sharpening a knife. While I was talking to everyone, I lifted my eyes to gaze upon the attendees and it happened.
Sliced my thumb and it started bleeding and bleeding/ Embarrassed but not missing a lick, I explained,' See what happens to you when you are not paying attention to handling a sharp object.
I met one of those youngster, Now a young adult, and he reminded me to my embarrasment(again), of that incident and that he has since been teaching young Cub Scouts how to handle a knife from their Bear book.

[Kenny_S]

I guess I should explain S.O.S.S.O.S. stands for Seasoned Outdoor Sportsman Sharing Outdoor Skills. It has a Fairly large following in North and North East Ok.

[GeorgiaCarver]

Oh man, so much for the theory that a sharp knife is more dangerous than a dull knife!

Hope you are ok.

[squbrigg]

Hey Rick, have ya stopped bleeding yet??? Ya should have been a writer too!

Bob

[Hi_Ho_Sliver]

Originally Posted by JIM QUILICI

wow!.......... that is one scary story, a story a grampa might tell around a camp fire while camping with his grand kids. (better than any ghost story ) a story that makes the hair on your back stand up ( if you have hair on you back).
Just old Jim

Hey Jim.....does one hair count? lol Wink