[Fishgap]

Hello all. just trying things out. and thought that Member Cut fingers might like this..
Alfie

[Anthony Filetti]

...hey, I resemble that remark...(LOL!!) (blood also works as a nice rouge)

[squbrigg]

Good stuff.....that guy looks awful familiar! So does his carving!!!

Bob

[Donna_T]

Yep, I knew it. He was at our carving club meeting last week! and that was Cut FIngers? Whew!
Donna T

[Cut_Fingers]

Hello - This is Cut_fingers and all of that happened to me just this week This is what it looks like when I'm carving. If you will notice every once in a while, a few chips will actually fly off. The only problem is determining which ones are flesh and which ones are wood.

Ya know, this could have gone under the thread of "Show us your carving area", probably for some of us more than others.

Good One!

[Cut_Fingers]

That would make a great T-shirt, if it's not already one.

[Cut_Fingers]

Hey Squbrigg - Based on the piece carved, this looks like it may be you!

[big_Wayne_P]

Wood carving better than sex
If this offends anyone let me know and i will remove it

WHY WOODCARVING IS BETTER THAN SEX
(an original by Dave White)

1. If you are not very good at carving you can discuss your problems openly at the next meeting without fear of embarrassment.
2. The object of your interest does not require a lot of caressing and compliments before you get down to the good stuff.
3. It is socially acceptable to invite people to watch you carve.
4. There is nothing tin the Ten Commandments prohibiting carving somebody else's piece.
5. Nothing restricts you either ethically or morally from taking lessons to carve better.
6. You can buy, sell, destroy, or trade carvings.
7. You can easily change tools to do the carving better.
8. It seems that you carve better as you get older.
9. You can stop part way through a carving session without suffering any criticism.
10. Often carving can be done with a headache, and has been known to cure a headache.
11. You can display your carving successes on the walls of your home
12. You don't have to read your carving magazines behind closed doors.
13. Discussing carving in front of young children is not considered inappropriate, in fact it is encouraged.
14. You can go to schools and give carving demonstrations to classes of children without repercussions.
15. You don't have to watch the Italian channel on Friday night to catch a carving show.
16. Long-term carving relationships between two people of the same sex do not require government sanctioned legislation.
17. The product of such a liaison is not thought of as socially disadvantaged in polite society.
18. Should you finish the act of carving quickly that would be considered a positive attribute, rather than as a lack of muscular control.
19. Should it come out that you have been a secret carver for many years, no one will think less of you when you come out of the closet.
20. You can leave your clothes on while you carve.

[GaryMc]

Hello Cut,
It is infact a Tee shirt, take a look!
here
Enjoy!
GaryMc

[big_Wayne_P]

liked that site