You Might Be A Wood Carver If....

[ten99j4]

I have always enjoyed laughing and making others laugh. While doing wood carving, I sometimes find myself thinking about funny anecdotes. Here are some “You Might Be A Wood Carver If…” sayings that I have come up with.


If you find yourself buying so many tools that you just can’t “strop”, you might be a wood carver.


If you only wear one glove and you aren’t the King of Pop, you might be a wood carver.


If the following statement makes sense, “I carve so much I have to strop every 15 minutes”, you might be a wood carver.


If you know the difference between a gouge and a veiner, you might be a wood carver.


If you leave a trail of wood chips everywhere you go, you might be a wood carver.


If the neighbors kids get their hamster bedding from you, you might be a wood carver.


If you primary vacuum cleaner is a shopvac, you might be a wood carver.


If the words “chip” and “slice” immediately make you think of something other than golf, you might be a wood carver.


If you friends invite you over for a party and tell you to bring your favorite chips, and you bring basswood chips, you might be a wood carver.


If your date has ever asked you if you had protection and you took out your wood carving glove, you might be a wood carver.


If you get more enjoyment from a copy of Woodcarving Illustrated, than from the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, you might be a wood carver.


Let me know what you think of these sayings. I ran them past a couple co-workers and my wife and they found these to be the best out of the ones that I wrote. If you find them funny, share them with your friends and family, but tell them where you got them.


Adam

[Mottles]

Thanks for the chuckle, Adam most of them fit me to a tea.

[Dkulhanek]

If someone asks you to use your pocketknife, and you pull out a tool roll.....you might be a woodcarver

[AL...]

When you start fighting your dog for a stick when out for a walk . You might be a woodcarver...
(I have done this more than once ) lol

Cheers
AL

[idigjars]

Pretty funny Adam. Made me laugh. Thanks! Paul

[Nomad]

Those are great! Thanks for the chuckles!

If your idea of a good Friday night movie is a Gene Messer YouTube video, you might be a woodcarver.

[kb2rocket]

if you cant throw away a piece of wood no matter how small

[Anthony Filetti]

...if you insist on stropping your electric knife before carving the Thanksgiving turkey...you might be a Woodcarver.

[Kadiddle]

Those got a good laugh here. Thanks for the chuckle. I can relate to most of those.
Carve On,
Kadiddle

[Tommy Taylor]

Those are good ten. I was thinking if you have tried to convince your wife the fireplace doesn't work anymore you might be a wood carver.