Speaking of cats.....

Bandaid · #1 10-27-2002, 09:44 AM

How to clean the cat....
Step-by-step instructions:
1) Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2) Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3) Find and soothe the cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
4) In one swift move, place the cat in toilet, close both lids and
stand on top so cat cannot escape.
5) The cat will self-agitate and produce ample suds (ignore
ruckus from inside toilet, as cat is enjoying this).
6) Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse which is
quite effective.
7) Have someone open outside door, stand as far away from
toilet as possible, and quickly lift both lids.
8) Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors where
he will air dry.
Sincerely, The Dog.....

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#3 10-27-2002, 02:37 PM

I needed that laugh today!! I'm going to print those instructions and give them to my daughter - she's a cat lover.

Teri

#4 10-27-2002, 06:16 PM

Yeah,
Well at one point we had a Saint Bernard ( Bernie Moose )
The cat ( Tony ) ran the house. The only thing they shared was the toliet bowl. :P I wondered what they thought of us, when we kept closing the lid?
Michele

#5 10-27-2002, 10:04 PM

Well, I can only speak (or is it bark) for my dog, Rusty, about the toilet bowl. He gives me dirty looks when I close the lid, sometimes even leaves nasty messages in lipstick on the mirror.

They don't really think much of us humans.

Teri

#6 10-28-2002, 06:30 AM

Sounds like a good mehtod for a cat, but suspect if I tried it on my dog he'd run outside and roll in a dead fish ...

#7 10-28-2002, 06:30 PM

Hello. I am todays Mystery Guest. The Mystery is why I am a Guest. I have posted over 200 times on this forum. Every time I log in, I end up being a Guest. Is anyone associated with Carving World reading this? Can you do something about it on your end? If not, is there something I need to do on my end? Would you please address this issue in a posting so that we can figure out how to cope with it?

All I really wanted to say is: CATS! The other white meat!

#8 10-28-2002, 06:44 PM

Mystery Guest, I don't think this board is monitored at all... as long as the automatic censor keeps us from saying dick we're on our own

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I sent email to this site's Web Master 3-4 days ago begging for help in ending my guest status......still no luck, still no reply ???

#9 10-28-2002, 07:03 PM

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Well, I tried resetting my browser to accept cookies and I am still mystified. I learn through my son-in-law the Microsoft Internet Exploder Version 8.0 is out and full of bugs. I wonder how much of this is caused by Uncle Bill and the Seattle Mafia? No offense, Rick.

#10 10-28-2002, 09:50 PM

Maybe if you post a message on the 'Magazine Suggestions' area? I'm sure someone from WCI reads though - maybe they'll have mercy and get the message to the right person.

Or not. :-/