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Old 04-19-2004, 09:33 AM
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hi all

what does a bored woodcarver do? If they have a sence of humor like me this is what he can do for fun (caution can get you disliked in a hurry ) I took my wife to dinner at a local establishment sat in the non-smoking section half way through the meal i placed a carving on the end of the table. The people who was next to us gave me a strange look then called her waiter over and told them i was ruining their dinner and making them sick because of the cigarette i had on my table . the waiter then very rudly told me i had to put it out or move to the smoking section. I responded while laughing so hard that i could barely see that if in deed the smell of my cigarette smoke was making people sick I would like to know how when it was made out of wood and not real? needless to say i was asked please not to return to there again . some people just dont have a sence of humor.
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ROTFLMAO.......thats really good!!! Love it!! You have a great sense of humor lad, I wish I could have been there to see that!

My respects, to a master, humorist and carver!

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Ha ha thats my kind of guy!! LOL
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The lady was probably smelling cigarette smoke from the smoking section and saw your realistic one you made. It really does look real! There ain't no such a thing as a 'No Smoking' section. All the air in the place get circulated so everyone breathes the same air.
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So cool. I would have asked to see the manager of the slop house and see if you could have gotten a free meal out of that one or bet the lady if she smelled smoke from your cig, you would buy her dinner. Or bet her buying your meal if she smelled smoke from your carving. Anyway, Neat and realistic cig. and a dude. Thanks for shareing this. Best laugh I had today. Going to share it with my little bride when she comes home from teaching. That is if she hasn't been hog tied by the little chrubs!
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your very welcome kenny glad i could make you laugh the result from this gave me the idea for a name for these cigarettes. i now call them joke smokes lol
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What a hoot! That thing looks so real. Wonder if I had one to hold onto I would quit wanting a smoke. I love you sense of humor. Hope your missus appreciates it too.
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hey barb
actually i have a couple of them i did it does help to hold on to it i even hold one in my mouth has helped with a few cravings i am trying to quit smoking also

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Very cool, Tim....and very funny :-)

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