I know what you are thinking, and that isn't what I meant by 'Club Slug' although it might make a nice award.
I had a #3 and #5 wood (golf clubs), several carved caricature faces on golf balls, and a box of golf tees.
I do not play golf, but I love torturing golfers by cutting up good golf balls and clubs. I buy the clubs for $2.99 each; and pay 10 cents each for the balls at a second-hand store.
I am sure most of you have seen the wood golf club turned into a duck. Well, here in the Northwest we have slugs; they look like a large snail without a shell. They average about five inches long; with some specimens reaching nearly a foot.
They come in various colors with most being black or a pale green.
Anyway, that was my inspiration to create the 'Club Slug'.
Using the wood part of the club for the body, I added a pre-carved golf-ball head. To complete the slug, I installed two golf tees for antennae. With a tilt and twist to the head, there you have it; 'The Club Slug'.
Remember: You saw it here first! Have fun, Rick-in-Seattle