[woodbutcher]

My "blond" wife I love her dearly, she thought it would be nice to hand out pencils at the show I'm doing in March. So she placed an order for 500 pencils with "Hickory Ridge woodcarving" on them. Only problem, she forgot to have them put the phone number on them! Oh well it's the thought that counts. I will just have to hand them a card along with the pencil.

[Kenny_S]

My little bride use to be blonde but now she is grey. She thinks better in that color!

[Hi_Ho_Sliver]

short...clean version lol. "3rd grader comes home hollering, mommie all the other kids can count to 5, but I can count to 10, is that because I am blonde? Mommie says, No dear, its because you are 24 years old"

[Callynne]

Woodbutcher, maybe she just didn't want 500 people calling you up! I don't think that's what happened, that's just an excuse! Having had many blonde moments myself, I'm good at excuses.....they never work....but I'm good at coming up with them! Deborah

P.S. Kenny, you could get in trouble!

[Callynne]

P.P.S. So could you big brother!

[Kenny_S]

Deb, I can't vouch for Big Brother Dave, But I stay in trouble with my little bride.