Christmas and the wife

Ashbys · #1 11-02-2006, 11:32 AM

Well all I guess I have been accepted , here I am planning my time to get all the things I need to get done and my wife looks at me last night and says ... how busy are you.....

Well of course me and my big mouth .....

I have a few small things I want you do do for Christmas this year ...

*bells Warning Signs .. Screems !* but of course the answer is .. Sure hun want do you want ...

Her eyes lit up like a kid in a candy store , or like she just won the lottery ...

I need a Santa , a walking staff , an angel ... you can do an angel right ... and if you have time I would like a portrait of mon and dad .....

well the good news , I can carve all I want the bad news the santa and staff are to be done before thanksgiving ... but I did get out of the portrait .

Christmas spirt... I think it should come with a fifth of Crown .

Tucson Bill · #2 11-02-2006, 12:20 PM

Hmmm - I thought a fifth (or rather a 750 mL) of Crown WAS Christmas spirit!

Kenny_S · #3 11-02-2006, 03:16 PM

Looks like you will be a little busy. The portrait could be carved between the hours of Midnight and say 4 am,eh? the sooner you get it done, the quicker you can sleep. BWahahahahahahahahaha!
What, no portrait of Mom And Dad? How could you?

Ashbys · #4 11-02-2006, 03:31 PM

It's easy Kenny ..

It's her mom ,,,,,

besides the angel I was working on was for her and she wants it for mom .... so fair trade ....

Now I will have to shop for the wife ....
lets see wife gifts .....

no did the toaster last year ........

Damn life use to be so much simplier

ash

BobD · #5 11-02-2006, 04:05 PM

That's easy, Ash...carving tools!!!! She wants all these presents, and the carving tools make those presents possible...so...

Bob
who gets tools to review for free and would never think of doing something like that to his wife...

Ashbys · #6 11-02-2006, 04:47 PM

Oh Bob D

Great idea ..... Then for the our 26 th anniversary on the 30 th I can give his and her chainsaws !

Yep

Divorce soon to follow .....

Anthony Filetti · #7 11-02-2006, 06:57 PM

Ash,
Me thinks you have a little more problem then you think, don;t you remember she has a credit card and your checkbook??? I'll be saying a prayer for ya bud!!

Kenny_S · #8 11-02-2006, 07:25 PM

Gave her the creditcard and the checkbook. Boy you are in need of some serious professional help!

decoycarve · #9 11-02-2006, 10:59 PM

I will call her tomorrow to tell her I have 20 spare Santa roughouts. Can get them to you quick. If she needs you to carve any more A freind of mine is still layed off and would be glad to run you 30 or 40 more. Oh- Anna is backed up in our orders so you have to paint them yourself.
If you need anything else just hollar.
Goody and Anna

Ashbys · #10 11-03-2006, 05:52 AM

Goody What a friend ! ..

OMG we must be broke ! Explains the request ......

Slavery that what it is ! Something else to keep me out of the House ! I am a well train husband though ... I work every day ... give her the check ...I take her out .. when she tells me to... and I always call at least 10 mins before I go home...